We totally get it: Planet Internet can be a complicated old world. So many buttons and links and distractions, and before you know it you’ve booked a one-way ticket to Jamaica. Fear not! This section will totally help guide you through our corner of the Internet, with no WIN-A-FREE-HOLIDAY spam. Oh. Sorry about that. What we’re not sorry about is answering everything you need to know right here. And if it’s not here then drop us a line. Shirley in Customer Service LOVES a chat. She also loves a splash of Gin in her morning coffee. A girl from our own heart.
We’ve recently stopped swapping donkeys for products, and now take payment via Paypal or BACS transfer.
We process all orders the next working day and send them via Royal Mail First Class. Please refer to shipping costs for an approximate delivery time.
Oh aren’t you just the cutest? Absolutely! (Excellent idea, just quietly.) At the checkout use the ‘Different shipment address’ box to enter your friends address and if you don’t want us to include any payment information with the order make sure you tick the ‘Is this order a gift?’ box. If you forget, email us ASAP with your order number. You’re more than welcome.
HELL YEAH we do. Refer to the postage costs below.
We try to keep these as low as possible, therefore all orders are sent First Class the day after you place your order via Royal Mail. If you prefer to have a tracked order please get in touch.
|Location||Expected delivery time||Cost|
|UK*||Within 2 working days||£3.25*|
|Europe||Within 7 working days||£6.00|
|America||Within 7 working days||£7.00|
|Australia / NZ||Within 14 working days||£8.00|
|Rest of World||Within 14 working days||£10.00|
All postage and handling prices above are GBP.
*if 2 or more products are ordered these will be sent recorded delivery at no additional cost to you.
REFUND AND RETURNS
We strive to provide as much information as possible so that you are over-the-moon-delighted with our products. As we’re a small, family-run business please take time to review your order before purchasing, but if you’re not happier than a Pharrell song please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org within 7 days so that we can resolve any issues.
If something less-than-perfect slips through our net please email us at email@example.com within 7 days. We’ll send over details on how to return your item and we recommend you do this via Registered post. You assume any risk of lost, theft or damaged goods during transit and therefore we advise you insure your parcel. We will not be responsible for parcels lost or damaged in transit if you choose not to insure.
We love friends! firstname.lastname@example.org is manned 24/7, although please allow up to 48hours to respond, because, well, often we’re in the pub having a natter. Kidding. We’re just eating cake.
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Abso-freaking-lutely! Our big-picture dream is to donate to as many charities that help parents as possible. So for this reason we’ll be rotating the charities we donate to, and will keep you updated on social media so you can see how your contribution has helped.